It's December 17, 2014.  I'm sitting on my couch listening to the movie Revenge of the Nerds (google it), because I have my back turned to the TV.  I thought I might need to pay attention to what I'm about to say.  I'll start with now.  I have millions of things to write but will get to them one at a time.

I am currently living in Vicksburg, MS.  How I ended up here will be a future post.  I am recently divorced (thank God). I have a very Ux]My feet are freezing (they always are in winter).  Izzie, my 8 month old shitzu,

is taking her 15th nap of the day.  Today I have done absolutely nothing except bathe.  In pajamas all day.  I am working at Ameristar Casino in the 'cage'.

 I get to meet all (and I mean all) kinds of people.  Future post.  I am driving .  a 2005 BMW convertible

and am praying it doesn't break down anytime soon.  I am on food stamps, but I have great furniture.  I have printed the medicaid application but haven't filled it out yet.  Thank God I had enough sense to prepay my rent for a year.  I am mustering up the strength to go home for the annual dysfunctional Fields/Ozment/White family Christmas.  I am staying in a hotel to avoid the obvious drama and to have a quiet place to actually sleep, not to mention a place to soak in the day to day crazy shit I'll experience for the three days I am there.  I have a grown daughter, Ashley,

 a granddaughter, Payton,

who is currently 5, a gaggle of neices and a nephew, two sisters, mother and daddy who live in Tuscaloosa, AL. where I was born and raised.  I have son, Alex,

who lives in Birmingham, AL.  That's Alex with his girlfriend Amber..  I rarely hear from him, but that phone goes two ways.  I keep up with people on facebook.  I am bi-polar and have ADD. I have to wash my clothes in a Barbie-sized washer and dryer, which pisses me off.  I think I'm depressed because of the holidays.  My house is kind of messy, which these days is unusual for me.  Oh well, there's always tomorrow.  I have recently contacted Earl (who I don't know from Adam) to come view and pick up my entire collection of Miss America stuff.  When I contacted Earl, I could tell that he was about to pee in his pants to come pick this collection (which is quite extensive) up.  Earl has obviously been busy due to the fact that Mary Ann Mobley, Mississippi's first Miss America, passed away last week.  Mary Ann holds God's right hand and probably his weiner by most accounts in Mississippi.  She is a Goddess, and was Miss America (google it) in 1958 a time where Miss America rocked.  Here's a pic of Mary Ann....

Oh, and Obama Oslaaama announced today that he is drastically renegotiating the US policy with Cuba.  Big mistake.

That's my day today.  I'm hungry....probably having oreos for supper.